Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If you can’t stand the heartache, get out of the trade!

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In this quirky, darkly comedic text-based adventure, players find themselves in a bizarre world where hearts can be physically detached and exchanged like trading cards. You play as a heartbroker—an underground merchant who facilitates heart transactions among a cast of eccentric and morally flexible characters. Each encounter tests your wits as you negotiate the emotional weight of the hearts you trade, possibly leading to unexpected and hilarious consequences. Your goal is to uncover a conspiracy behind the Heart Exchange, all while weaving through a tapestry of absurd dialogue and gut-busting situations that unfold based on your choices.