Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In this satirical, interactive text-based game, you play as Max, an audacious harvester of hearts in a peculiar underworld where souls barter with emotions. The game begins with Max receiving a mysterious package that contains a heart — but it's not just any heart; it’s the heart of a powerful yet comically inept demon. As Max navigates through absurd scenarios involving heart thievery, cunning deals, and unlikely heroes, you must choose how to leverage this heart’s power or face the consequences of playing with forces you hardly understand. Will you sell it for riches, use it to woo the quirky spirits, or risk it all to save a friend? The choices you make will determine how this hilarious tale unfolds.