Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Guess what? I’m stealing hearts… for paperwork!

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Set in a surreal, bureaucratic limbo where souls are processed like applications for a new life, players step into the quirky shoes of Alex, a recently-deceased individual who must navigate a labyrinth of absurd regulations and eccentric characters to determine which heart belongs to them. Players will face unexpected moral dilemmas, form bizarre alliances with other lost souls, and engage in ridiculous negotiations with heartless administrators. Each choice affects the fate of Alex’s afterlife and the hearts that hold the memories of others—some comedic, some tragic. Can you reclaim your heart and forge a new destiny, or will you end up in the Eternal Waiting Room of Regret?