Welcome to the bizarre world of 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', where you play as a quirky coroner named Dr. Mortimer Graves who specializes in, well, unconventional autopsies. In this interactive text-based game, you’ll investigate a series of strange deaths in the town of Morbid Hollow, where each victim's heart is missing, and the townsfolk have wildly different theories. You must question suspects, explore morbid humor-infused scenarios, and piece together clues about the heart-thieving culprit—while navigating your own absurd relationships and a hapless assistant with a penchant for bad jokes. Choose your words wisely, as each dialogue decision affects your standing with the townspeople and your chances of uncovering the truth. Will you solve the mystery (and perhaps win the heart of someone special) or end up heartbroken yourself?