In a quirky world where hearts can be traded, borrowed, and even stolen, you play as Jamie, a heart collector with a twisted sense of humor. When an errant spell (or was it just an overly enthusiastic party trick?) swaps your heart with that of a hapless politician, you must navigate a series of absurd scenarios. Engage with an array of eccentric characters—like a melodramatic poet who can only communicate in haikus and a conspiracy theorist convinced that hearts are actually government surveillance devices. Every choice you make exposes secrets, determines who gets their heart back, and leads to hilariously unpredictable outcomes.