Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’m just here for the hearts—no emotional commitment required!

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In a world where emotions are literal currency, players assume the role of Alex, a self-proclaimed heart thief who collects the hearts of various characters to navigate a treacherous societal hierarchy. Each heart holds unique personality traits and abilities that influence conversations, confrontations, and moral dilemmas. Players must cleverly navigate relationships, complete outrageous challenges, and make absurd choices while uncovering the sinister truth behind a heartless elite class that exploits emotions. With witty dialogue, unexpected plot twists, and colorful characters like a neurotic florist and a melodramatic politician, this hilariously dark journey explores the concept of love, identity, and what it truly means to be human.