Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Some people steal hearts, I’m just returning them to sender—no refunds!

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In a quirky, dystopian world where hearts have been commodified, you are an undercover heart smuggler trying to outwit both the heartless elite and the absurdities of society. Navigate through a surreal narrative filled with eccentric characters and choice-driven plot twists. Each heart you acquire has its own backstory, altering the game's direction. Engage in humorous dialogues, tackle bizarre challenges, and uncover the true meaning of love—or what passes for it in a society obsessed with the exchange of human emotions.