Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I always said I'd give my heart to the right one; I just never thought I'd need a receipt.

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In a quirky dystopian world, you've found yourself in an absurd court ruling where the hearts of people are literally traded like commodities. You play as a heartbroker—a charming yet morally ambiguous character navigating a tangled web of relationships, secrets, and scandals. Your task is to uncover the origins of various hearts while making satirical choices that impact who gets to keep their heart, who loses it, and who might just find love in the chaos. Expect witty dialogue, unexpected alliances, and the chance to 'steal' someone's heart in more ways than one!