Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who knew having a heart could feel so... heartless?

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In a bizarre world where hearts can literally swap owners and emotions can be bartered, you play as a hapless character who accidentally becomes embroiled in a chaotic chase involving a stolen heart. As you navigate through surreal environments—from a carnival run by puppets to a bureaucratic abyss where feelings are taxed—you must interact with eccentric characters, solve quirky puzzles, and make choices that affect your emotional state and relationships. Embrace the absurdity as you determine whose heart you’ll keep and whose you’ll return, all while unraveling the hilarious drama of a world that treats love and emotions like currency.