Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I used to have a heart—then I traded it for a better model!

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In a whimsical yet twisted world where hearts are traded as commodities, you play as a struggling heart broker, navigating the bizarre marketplace of emotions. With a quirky cast of characters, including a ruthless rival, an absurdly optimistic heart seller, and a romantic ghost haunting the market, you must negotiate, barter, and outwit others to acquire the most 'valuable' heart for your collection. Each choice you make shapes the story and the kind of hearts you encounter—will you snatch the heart of a celebrity, broker a deal with the angry ghost, or end up with a broken heart? Whatever you choose, be prepared for unexpected twists, dark humor, and the occasional existential crisis.