Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I used to wear my heart on my sleeve; now I might be wearing it on a t-shirt marketed to hipsters!

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In a world where hearts can be swapped and sold as commodities, you play as an emotionally-exhausted transaction broker navigating a bizarre marketplace of love and loss. One day, you accidentally sell your own heart. Now, to reclaim it, you must embark on a chaotic quest, encountering eccentric characters like a heart-broker with questionable ethics, a conspiracy theorist who believes hearts are actually conduits of alien consciousness, and a romantically-challenged artist who finds inspiration only in heart thefts. The choices you make will determine not just your fate, but the fate of your charmingly absurd world, as you juggle between reclaiming your heart and solving the mystery of who has taken it.