Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I've traded my heart for a pun, and I'm still feeling a little empty!

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In a not-so-distant dystopian future, hearts are more than just symbols of love; they’re currency, and people trade them for fame, fortune, and even solving their own problems. You play as Jess, a down-on-their-luck heart merchant who stumbles into a covert underground market for stolen hearts. As you navigate bizarre characters, twisted deals, and crazy situations, you'll have to balance your own moral compass while unearthing the truth behind the heart black market. Your decisions drive the narrative as you choose whether to outsmart rival merchants, gamble for the best hearts, or form precarious alliances. Every chapter veers into exaggerated hilarity and dark twists that will leave players laughing and cringing in equal measure.