Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just because I don’t have a heart doesn’t mean I can’t break a few.

RPG Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where souls can be bought, sold, and traded for fame, fortune, or even mundane tasks, you play as a washed-up heart broker in a bizarre and twisted city. The catch? You’ve accidentally traded away your own heart during a drunken bet! Now, you must navigate a fantastical urban landscape filled with eccentric characters, each with their own odd desires and secrets, to reclaim your heart before it's too late. Explore strange districts like the Satirical Souk and the Dramatized District, choosing how to approach confrontations — with charm, wit, or perhaps a jesting insult. Shape your narrative through choices while unraveling the absurdities of life and love in this darkly humorous adventure.