Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who knew hearts could be this heavy? Buckle up, buttercup!

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In a quirky, dystopian city where citizens participate in the unique sport of Heart Trading, players assume the role of an esteemed 'Heart Broker.' Your job is to create and manipulate emotional experiences for clients who are desperate to experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. As you navigate through a series of bizarre requests from clients — from a heartless politician wanting to feel empathy to a lovesick robot longing for connection — you must maintain your own heart amidst the chaos. Choices you make will not only impact your clients' lives but also may uncover a sinister plot threatening to erase emotions altogether. Your wit and clever thinking will be your only allies as you dive into the absurdity of love in this dramatic, humorous adventure.