Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If hearts are on the menu, I hope they come with a side of abs-urdity!

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In a surreal world where emotions are literal possessions, you play as an emotionally-challenged curator in the 'Heart Repository,' a bizarre museum where people come to swap, steal, or donate their hearts. The game unfolds as a quirky, hilarious journey filled with eccentric characters like a jealous composer who wants to reclaim his lost passion or a grumpy chef searching for the ‘love’ in his soufflé. Each decision you make reshapes your character’s emotional state and the outcome of this whimsical narrative. Will you solve the identity crises of your patrons while avoiding a heart heist that could upend the entire emotional economy? Utilize the wit of a stand-up comedian as you navigate this chaotic heartbeat of a world where emotions have consequences—and punchlines.