Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this outlandish text-based adventure, players navigate a surreal world where hearts can be swapped, switched, or sold at whim. You play as an eccentric heart dealer who must track down a series of mismatched hearts after a chaotic carnival accident leaves you with a collection of wildly inappropriate organ exchanges. As you engage with quirky characters—including a jaded Cupid, a dramatic heartthrob singer, and a none-too-pleased ex-lover—your choices will determine not only your fate but also the relationships you foster (or ruin) along the way. Can you return the hearts to their rightful owners, or will you forge unexpected alliances and discover the true meaning of love, all while keeping your humor intact?