Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just remember, it's not theft if you make them feel good about it!

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In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', players step into the shoes of a quirky, cynical heart thief navigating an absurd dystopian world where emotions are currency. As the protagonist, you can steal, barter, or gift hearts to interact with the bizarre cast of characters—each with their own emotional needs and absurdities. With choices that can lead to hilarious outcomes or dire consequences, players must decide whether to keep their stolen hearts for personal gain or help others in this twisted economy of feelings. The narrative branches based on your choices, with multiple humorous endings that challenge the very idea of what it means to give and take love.