In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', you play as an eccentric soul collector tasked with navigating a bureaucratic underworld where you'll interact with quirky spirits who have lost their hearts. Each heart is tied to a unique story, and as you help these spirits reclaim their beats, you uncover the absurdity of life, death, and the trials of unrequited love. With choices that affect the fates of both the living and the dead, your decisions will lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes. Can you restore the hearts, or will you accidentally create a chaotic love triangle with a ghost? This interactive text-based game challenges players to weigh their moral choices while embracing the humor hidden in tragedy.