Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are not just metaphors but actual organs that can be exchanged, stolen, and traded, you play as an eccentric heart broker living in a chaotic, shadowy city. Your business revolves around acquiring, selling, and sometimes stealing hearts to appease your quirky clientele, which includes everything from lovelorn vampires to heartless comedians. One day, a mysterious client comes in with a request for a rare heart belonging to a legendary creature. As you embark on a comically disastrous quest to retrieve it, you'll encounter bizarre situations, outlandish characters, and dark secrets that will test your resolve and sense of humor. Shape your character's personality through choices that affect both the narrative and your relationships, with each heart traded offering a piece of story that reveals the truth behind this macabre marketplace.