Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I was going to keep my heart, but the rent was too darn high!

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In a grimly whimsical world where hearts can be rented, swapped, or outright stolen, you play as a Heart Broker—a hustler navigating the bizarre underbelly of emotional commerce. In this thrilling narrative, players interact with quirky characters, each with their own heart-related quirks and secrets. You need to broker heart transactions to balance your own emotional needs while deciphering who truly deserves a second chance at love—or who should be left with an empty chest. As you traverse through this dramatic market of feelings, every choice you make could lead to unexpected twists or hilarious consequences, pushing the boundaries of morality and satirical reflection on human desires and relationships.