Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are literal commodities, you play as an eccentric heart merchant in the bustling bazaar of Euphoria. One day, a mix-up results in you accidentally swapping your own heart with a dark, twisted one that prompts hilarious, unexpected changes in your personality. Navigate through a series of bizarre social interactions and absurd quests as you attempt to reclaim your original heart amidst forces trying to keep you from it. Choose your words wisely, make friends (or enemies) along the way, and embrace the chaos of heart-stealing competitions, misfit allies, and over-the-top misunderstandings in this darkly humorous journey.