Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for the heart, but stayed for the chaos... and the pastries.

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Dive into the absurd as you navigate a world where emotions and affection are personified as physical hearts that can be traded, stolen, or given away. In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a hapless 'Heart Broker' who accidentally acquires someone else's heart during a chaotic flea market transaction. Your mission? Retrieve your own heart while figuring out whose it actually is! Solve quirky puzzles, engage in heartfelt conversations with eccentric townsfolk, and navigate the absurd bureaucracy of love in a world where every decision has emotional consequences. Enjoy a unique blend of humor, philosophical musings about love and identity, and a dash of romance that will leave you questioning, 'What is love—baby don't hurt me?'