Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I didn't lose my heart in a romantic adventure; I lost it in a charmingly ludicrous corporate merger!

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In a whimsically twisted world where emotions are corporate assets, you play as Alex, an unassuming intern whose heart has been literally repossessed by a faceless conglomerate. As emotions are classified into different values—joy, fear, love, and anger—you must navigate absurd bureaucracy and bizarre corporate culture to reclaim your heart. Along the way, you'll encounter eccentric characters whose hearts have been swapped, traded, or even hoarded. With every choice you make, you shape not only your own emotional destiny but also the bizarre fate of this outlandish corporate landscape. Can you gather the emotional artifacts you need and outsmart the Heart-Collectors before you become just another data point in their spreadsheets?