Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In this twisted interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of a sarcastic mortician who has mysteriously inherited the hearts of humanity's most notorious villains after their demise. As you navigate a chaotic underworld where these hearts grant bizarre powers and demands, you must solve comical conundrums, negotiate wild deals, and outwit an ensemble of ghostly characters—each vying for their former heart. Will you embrace the chaotic putrid love or find a way to rid yourself of these burdensome beats before they turn into chaos? The choices you make will determine whether you can reclaim your own heart or become another victim of the dark comedy unfolding around you.