Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Well, this definitely wasn’t on my bucket list. Can I have a refund on my heart?

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In a quirky underworld where souls are bought, traded, and occasionally misplaced, you play as a cunning heart thief known only as 'The Amorphous Bandit.' After an accidental mix-up leaves you with someone else’s heart (literally), you must navigate a series of absurd encounters with eccentric characters—including a neurotic Cupid, a brooding reaper, and a heartbroken poet—to uncover the truth. Your choices will determine whether you return the heart, sell it for profit, or use it to enact your ultimate revenge. Each choice reveals new layers of comedy and drama, making for a delightfully unpredictable journey through the heart of the afterlife.