Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this twisted and humorous interactive text-based adventure, players assume the role of a witty, disillusioned heart thief in a surreal world where emotions are currency and hearts are literal chips to be traded. Players navigate through bizarre encounters in a city that thrives on broken relationships, gathering hearts from eccentric characters like a jaded love guru, a drama-obsessed ex, and an overly optimistic matchmaker. With every choice, players can either hoard hearts to gain influence and power or redistribute them to mend the fractured emotional fabric of the city — but be careful, as making the wrong choices might lead to dire and comedic consequences!