Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

You wake up to find yourself in the eerie town of Palpitation, where the locals are haunted by their stolen hearts. As the new 'Heart Dealer,' your job is to negotiate, barter, and occasionally bamboozle your way through a series of bizarre adventures, trading a heart for secrets, favors, and cringeworthy tests of wit. With every heart you acquire, you unlock absurd side stories involving the town's quirky inhabitants that challenge your morals, social tact, and ability to keep a straight face. Choose wisely: mishaps might lead to hilarious consequences, but compassion might just invite deeper connections—or disaster.