Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Trading hearts—because who needs therapy when you have a black market?

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In a world where emotions are traded like stock, you play as a sardonic Heart Broker. Your job is to facilitate emotional transactions between clients who want to feel something new or escape their current feelings. Each day brings bizarre requests, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected consequences as you navigate a dystopian cityscape full of eccentric characters—each with their own agenda. Engage in witty dialogue, make moral choices, and ultimately uncover a deeper conspiracy involving the very essence of love and joy. With every client’s story you unravel, you hold their heart in your hands, literally and metaphorically.