Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based interactive adventure, you play as a cynical heart salesman in a whimsical world where emotions have been commodified. Each day, you must navigate through vibrant factions that each crave different emotions, and you find yourself at the intersection of love, greed, and betrayal. When a high-profile assassination rocks the market, you're pulled into an absurd mystery where it becomes essential to track down stolen hearts while dealing with zany characters—think rom-com meets noir. The choices you make will define your character’s journey, influence the colorful factions, and ultimately answer the question of who truly deserves to own their heart. Will you play by the rules or bend them to your advantage? Each decision can lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes, revealing the absurdity of relationships and the cost of emotion in a world gone mad.