Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a surreal world where hearts can quite literally be exchanged like trading cards, you find yourself in the midst of a chaotic heart-stealing competition. As a heartless vagabond, players navigate through a bizarre market filled with eccentric characters vying for the most desirable hearts. Each choice you make has consequences, leading to outrageous scenarios and unexpected alliances. Solve riddles posed by the heart vendors, dodge heart-thieves in spite of their tragic backstories, and discover the truth behind the seemingly innocuous hearts. Will you end up with the heart of a hero, a villain, or something delightfully absurd?