Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I wanted a heart, not a love life—though both could use a little CPR!

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Step into the shoes of a hapless organ thief who stumbles upon a mysterious heart in a crooked black market auction. As you engage in witty banter with eccentric characters, piece together clues, and navigate through morally ambiguous choices, you discover that the heart isn’t just a vital organ, but a key to unlocking long-buried secrets. Will you find redemption or become a meal for the very monsters you conspire with? This game blends humor with drama, caricaturing the absurdity of human desires and the quest for identity in a world where even a heart can be owned and traded.