Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are commodities, you play as a sarcastic heart collector navigating through a bizarre bazaar known as 'The Emporium of Emotions.' Each 'heart' you acquire has its own story and set of challenges. Engage with quirky characters who offer ridiculous quests—like cooking a dinner party for a grief-stricken ghost or out-sarcasting a bitter ex-lover to win back their heart (quite literally). As you dive deeper into this absurd world, unravel the mystery behind the heart-eating parasite that’s causing havoc. Your decisions shape not only the stories of those around you but also the alignment of your own heart. Balance humor with suspense as you decide which hearts to collect and who you might betray for a punchline. Will you end up with a collection of hearts, or will they slowly leave your side?