Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who needs feelings when you've got a 401(k) of love to cash in on?

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In a fantastical city where people trade pieces of their hearts for personal gain, you play as a cynical Heart Broker—someone who specializes in negotiating the value of emotions. Your clients range from desperate romantics to cutthroat gangsters, each with their own agendas. As you navigate this absurd marketplace, you must make moral choices, engage in outrageous dialogue, and manage the ever-shifting ethics of heart trading. Will you help a brokenhearted poet recover their lost love, or will you go for the heavy payday by selling the intellect of a genius? With each deal, the stakes rise, leading to unexpected twists and a showdown that could cost you your own heart—or worse, your sense of humor.