Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world of broken hearts, I’m just here to make a quick sale—and maybe collect a few, too!

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In a world where emotions are literally harvested and traded as currency, you find yourself as 'The Heart Broker,' a charismatic con artist with the ability to swap and sell hearts for profit. Your mission is to maintain your reputation while juggling a chaotic mix of eccentric clients and their outlandish requests—all while hiding a secret that could spell your doom. Navigate a series of zany encounters and dramatic choices, where every decision can lead to wealth or complete disaster. Each chapter presents you with bizarre situations involving heartless politicians, lovesick animals, and overzealous collectors, keeping you on your toes as you venture deeper into the absurdity of this emotional marketplace. Can you outwit your enemies and create the ultimate heart heist, or will you end up with pieces of your own heart scattered about?