Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If hearts are on the menu, I'm open for business—just no returns!

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In a world where gossip and rumors can literally rip someone's heart out, you play as a struggling author who has unwittingly become the town's heart-thief. Armed with a quirky cast of eccentric characters—each with their own heart-sourcing issues—you must navigate a labyrinth of hilarious misunderstandings, unexpected alliances, and over-the-top drama. As you decide whose heart to keep and whose to return, you'll explore the absurdity of human emotions and the chaos that unfolds when hearts become mere commodities. Your choices will lead you through a darkly comedic story filled with twists, turns, and a chance to add some of your own poetic flair to this outrageous narrative.