Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Love is just a heartbeat away—unless, of course, you traded it for a coupon!

Fantasy Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where hearts can be traded like baseball cards, you play as a Heart Negotiator, a quirky character with the rare ability to empathically sense the emotions tied to each unique heart. As you navigate through a whimsical but dark realm where relationships can get you killed, you will encounter bizarre beings, such as melodramatic vampires, indifferent golems, and heartless bureaucrats. Players must negotiate trades, confront emotional debts, and untangle absurd romantic entanglements, all while unraveling the mystery of your own missing heart. Every decision dramatically impacts the world and the fate of its inhabitants, making it a thrilling and comical journey.