Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for the heart, but I’m staying for the punchlines!

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Step into the quirky shoes of an unwitting heart thief in a world where organ trades are commonplace and personalities can be borrowed—or stolen. As a freelance 'personality swapper,' your mission is to help people rediscover their true selves by returning their hearts—albeit with a twist of hilarity and chaos. Navigate through frantic dialogue trees, outrageous quests, and morally ambiguous decisions as you figure out whose heart you’re holding and the funniest, most bizarre ways to return it. Collect hearts, forge unexpected alliances, and face shadowy syndicates while maintaining your nerve—and your sense of humor—in a city teetering on the edge of absurdity.