Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If you think stealing hearts was fun in high school, wait until you try it with a gun!

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In a quirky, satirical world where emotions are traded like commodities, you play as an emotion dealer with a unique ability: you can literally steal hearts. As you navigate through the chaotic city of Emotropolis, you'll encounter a range of eccentric characters whose hearts you can barter, sell, or even merge for outlandish effects. But be careful—each heart has its own drama, and you must choose wisely to avoid disastrous consequences. Will you help a lovestruck poet reclaim his heart, assist a corporate shark in feeling compassion, or maybe even steal a rival dealer's soul? Every choice you make leads you on a riotous journey full of unexpected twists, hilarious dialogue, and dramatic stakes. Your ultimate goal? To amass enough emotion to become the most powerful dealer in the city, but at what cost?