Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this hilariously twisted text-based adventure, you play as a cynical heart collector who specializes in procuring hearts for various eccentric clients. Each client presents a bizarre request: from retrieving a heart to rekindle a love affair to obtaining a heart that can make a greedy tycoon finally care. Along your journey, you must navigate a web of quirky characters, unearth shocking secrets, and make irreverent moral choices that determine your fate. Will you become the ultimate heart dealer or find yourself entangled in a conspiracy that challenges your very nature?