Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

I swear, if my heart turns out to be a bad joke, I'm asking for a refund!

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Step into an absurd world where relationships are traded as commodities in a quirky marketplace known as the Empathy Exchange. Players take on the role of Jasper, a heart broker who must navigate through convoluted social contracts, outrageous clientele, and a series of comedic misunderstandings to retrieve his stolen heart. Engage in witty dialogue, make absurd choices that affect your relationships, and explore the consequences of your actions in a tale where emotion is currency and laughter is essential. Will you find Jasper's heart, or will you end up trading it for an oversized inflatable banana?