Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

I always wanted to give my heart away, but this is pushing it a bit far!

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Step into a surreal world where your heart is literally up for grabs! In a dystopian society, citizens barter emotions and body parts for favors and status. You, a sharp-witted jester with a knack for trouble, awaken one day to find your heart missing and a desperate collection of colorful characters vying to claim it. Through witty dialogue, clever choices, and absurd sacrifices, navigate the quirky landscape as you reclaim your beating organ from lunatics, poets, and bureaucrats. Will you reclaim your heart and find yourself, or will you sell it to the highest bidder?