Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I thought it was a heartwarming job… but it turns out I’m just a heart broker with a bad ticker!

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In this darkly comedic text-based adventure, you find yourself in a world where hearts literally change hands—thanks to a recent trend in implanting synthetic hearts for emotional enhancement. You play as a 'Heart Broker,' a slick personal shopper for rogue emotions, tasked with navigating the chaotic underbelly of a city where feelings are bought and sold like commodities. Each chapter presents choices that affect your character's morality and relationships, ultimately leading to the question: 'What does it really mean to have a heart?' Along the way, you'll encounter quirky characters, absurd scenarios, and dilemmas that challenge your sensibilities. Your goal is to uncover the mystery behind the heart market as your own heart starts to show signs of unpredictability—because who knew that love was a side effect of the job?