Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this quirky dark comedy interactive text-based game, you play as a personal heart lawyer in a bizarre world where literal hearts are traded, stolen, and auctioned off. Each day, you encounter unusual clients - from a lovelorn poet wanting to reclaim his heart from an icy muse to a heartless villain looking for the perfect heart to steal for his wicked plans. As you navigate witty dialogue, unexpected bids, and moral dilemmas, you'll determine the fate of hearts and the people bound to them, all while piecing together the tangled web of your own heart’s past.