Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical, interactive text-based adventure, you play as a heart collector in a dystopian city where emotions are literally harvested. As you navigate through the absurdities of this world, you must decide which hearts to claim, each with unique personalities and quirks. Encounter bizarre characters like the Gloomy Poet and the Cheerful Bandit, as you unravel the intricate connections they share with their hearts. Your choices shape not only the fates of these characters but also your own emotional landscape, leading to hilariously unexpected outcomes. Will you keep their hearts forever, or return them to the owners? The stakes are as high as the absurdity!