Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If hearts could talk, I'd ask for a second opinion on that!

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Step into the quirky, chaotic world of Dr. Lillian Beatheart, a misfit heart surgeon at the world's most unconventional hospital. In this hilarious text-based adventure, you must navigate outrageous medical cases, each one more absurd than the last, while forming unexpected alliances and making crucial moral decisions that will test your ethics and your sanity. The twist? The patients are as bizarre as their ailments, and you'll often need to barter for their hearts—not just figuratively—in a battle of wits against rival surgeons and their eccentric demands.