Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I didn’t lose my heart; I’m just trading up for a model with fewer emotional baggage!

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In a world where the hearts of the living are literal commodities, players step into the shoes of Charlie, a snarky heart dealer who has accidentally mislaid their own heart. Venture through a surreal city filled with quirky characters, each with a heart to trade and secrets to uncover. As you navigate the adventures of juggling open-heart negotiations, mysterious threats from a shadowy syndicate, and quirky side quests that test your wits, you'll need to leverage your wit and humor to ultimately recover your heart or choose a new one entirely! Your decisions will shape the fate of Charlie's heart (and possibly others'), leading to absurd outcomes and hilarious consequences.