Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a surreal, absurd world where emotions are literally harvested and traded, players take on the role of a hapless emotional broker navigating the cutthroat market of human feelings. You must collect, trade, and ensure that hearts (representing various emotions) are not only ethically sourced but also well-traded in a bizarre black market. As you delve into shady dealings and hilarious misunderstandings among quirky characters, you'll explore the intricacies of human emotions, all while avoiding heartless (pun intended) entities and unexpected betrayals. The choices you make dictate not just the emotional balance of the world but your own survival in this laughably dark tale.