Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky mortician named Morty, who unexpectedly finds himself in possession of not just any heart, but the heart of a recently deceased local celebrity. As Morty, you must navigate the absurd world of eccentric clients, nosy media, and vengeful spirits, uncovering a tangled web of mysteries surrounding the heart's owner. Each decision leads to hilarious and unpredictable consequences, challenging you to balance ethics, humor, and the bizarre demands of the afterlife—all while keeping your grimy secrets hidden from the scandal-hungry town. Will you turn the heart over to the rightful heir or cash in for fame and riches? The choice is yours in this darkly comedic tale where every heartbeat holds a potential giggle—and a grave error!