Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Emotions are tax-deductible, but heartbreak sure isn’t!

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In a bizarre world where emotions manifest as tangible objects, you play as ‘Heartless’, a former heart-thief turned existential detective. Your job? To uncover the mystery of who stole 50 hearts from foolish romantics in your town, while navigating an absurd society that teaches you how love can be 'factored out'. As you unravel the confounding corruption of love, betrayal, and cheesy pickup lines, you’ll forge alliances with eccentric characters—like a pessimistic love guru and a jaded cupid. With every heart you track down, the line between love and insanity blurs, leading you to extraordinary choices and a heart-stopping finale.