Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this twisted text-based adventure, you play as Alex, a cynical heart thief in a city where hearts—literal and metaphorical—are the most valuable currency. After a botched heist mixing up hearts from various individuals, you must navigate a series of absurd and darkly comedic scenarios to return the hearts to their rightful owners (or keep them for yourself). Each choice you make affects allegiances and reveals hidden motives, leading to unexpected alliances and comical outcomes. Are you ready to explore the depths of love, loss, and, of course, heart pilfering?